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WEEKLY ACTIVITIES

MONDAY

MONDAY
 

Mayto Beach ATV

    Starting from the town of El Tuito, begin this unforgettable journey across the jungle draped mountains of the Mexican Sierra Madre, where your destination is the virgin beach at Mayto. <<<More>>>

 

Hot Go Go boys and Karaoke

    Blue Sunset Rooftop Bar at the Blue Chairs hotel gay resort, Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. Go go boys at 5pm; Karaoke at 7:30pm.  Tel: 222-5040.

 

 

Mañana

    Stripper show in the disco at 11:00 PM music and dancing on the patio start at 10:00 PM.  290 V. Carranza street.  Tel: 222-7772

TUESDAY

TUESDAY
 

GERONIMO MARIETAS ISLANDS

    Exclusively for our gay clientele, this tour will take you all the way out to the Marietas Islands, one of the most important spots for marine bird watching in Mexico. Cruising out of the bay on a 2-hulled catamaran to the island, you will likely see dolphins, manta, sea turtles and even whales, when in season! Plus, at Marietas, you will have the chance to see the blue-footed booby that nests only here and the Galapagos Islands. <<<More>>> 

 

Hot Go go boys and Gay Bingo

    "O-69" with the New Dirty Bitches! Blue Sunset Rooftop Bar at the Blue Chairs hotel gay resort, Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. No cover, two drink minimum. Go go boys at 5pm; Gay bingo at 7:30pm.  Tel: 222-5040.

 

Joanna Live

    Performing her comedy show with songs of Dolly, Judy, Patsy, Bette, Alanis, Lady Gaga and more. Tues, Thurs and Sun at 10pm. Cover of $120 pesos includes night club Manana entry. El Cabaret Theater, 284 Basilio Badillo.  Tel: 222-7772

 

Original Dirty Bitches Show

    Local divas The Original Dirty Bitches (the Diva, Priscilla, Jaqueline and Angelica) for some drag fun and laughs. Tues, Thurs and and Sun, 8:30pm. No cover. Club Manana at the new Skybar, 290 V. Carranza street.  Tel: 222-7772

 

Mañna

    Celebrity Insanity is a marvelous show starring Joanna Banana, formerly known as Hazel Nutz. This gem of a show ran in Provincetown through the summer. Joanna rapid-fires celebrities at you - Sonny and Cher, Whitney, Britney, Patsy Cline, Madonna - until you fall off your seat from laughing. e-tickets at 125 pesos. Every Tuesday through March 27 at 10pm.    Stripper show in the disco at 11pm. Dancing and shows by Angelica and Kasandra on the patio start at 11pm.  290 V. Carranza street.  Tel: 222-7772

WEDNESDAY

WEDNESDAY
 

OUTBACK ATV TOUR

     Our tour begins with a leisurely walk through the Puerto Vallarta Botanical Gardens, where we find our ATVs. Passing seasonal waterfalls, we make our way to the small community of Las Juntas y Veranos, where we'll head off-road, following a dirt trail past beautiful mountain scenery and through rural Mexican villages. We'll reach a family-owned tequila distillery, where we'll sample many flavors - white tequila, reposado, anejo, cafe, almond, & a mix of the two flavors which they call "tiramasu". <<<More>>>

 

The New Dirty Bitches Show

    The new Dirty Bitches for more drag fun after the sun sets. Blue Sunset Rooftop Bar at the Blue Chairs gay hotel resort, Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. Weds, Fri and Sun, 8:30pm. No cover, two drink minimum.  Tel: 222-5040.

 

Paco's Ranch

    Amateur drag/transvestite show at 1am and 3am. (Formerly Club Paco Paco) 278 Ignacio Vallarta street.  Tel: 222-1899

THURSDAY

THURSDAY>
 

Botanical Gardens  Scooter Tour

    Whip past the interesting sculptures along Puerto Vallarta's famed boardwalk, and then stop at the viewing area at Los Arcos where you will be able to observe several different marine birds that live at the preserve just off the coast. <<<More>>>

 

Joanna Live

    Performing her comedy show with songs of Dolly, Judy, Patsy, Bette, Alanis, Lady Gaga and more. Tues, Thurs and Sun at 10pm. Cover of 120 pesos includes nightclub Mañana entry. El Cabaret Theater, 284 Basilio Badillo.  Tel: 222-7772

 

Original Dirty Bitches Show

    Local divas The Original Dirty Bitches (the Diva, Priscilla, Jaqueline and Angelica) for some drag fun and laughs. Tues, Thurs and and Sun, 8:30pm. No cover. Club Mañana at the new Skybar, 290 V. Carranza street.  Tel: 222-7772

 

Paco's Ranch

    Drag/transvestite show at 1am and 3am. (Formerly Club Paco Paco) 278 Ignacio Vallarta street.  Tel: 222-1899

FRIDAY

FRIDAY
 

El Tuito

    The El Tuito Scooter tour is a unique sightseeing activity that will not only have you marvel at the beautiful mountainous scenery of the towns surrounding Puerto Vallarta, it will also be a cultural experience you will never forget. <<<More>>>

 

Paco's Ranch

    Drag/transvestite show at 12:30am and 3am. (Formerly Club Paco Paco) 278 Ignacio Vallarta street.  Tel: 222-1899

 

Sunset T-dance pool party

    Blue Sunset Rooftop restaurant at Blue Ocean resort-hotel at Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. 5pm to sunset. Tel: 222-5040.

 

SATURDAY

SATURDAY
 

City Tour

    Putter around Puerto Vallarta in a cute little scooter, enjoying the sun and the salty sea breeze while you learn about the art, history and natural scenery of this warm Mexican city. <<<More>>>

 

Sexy Male Dancers

    The Blue Hombre Show with some of the best Puerto Vallarta male dancers. Blue Sunset Rooftop Bar at the Blue Chairs hotel, Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. No cover. Show at 5pm, followed by Variety Show of Stars at 7:30pm. Tel: 222-5040 

 

Paco's Ranch

    Drag/transvestite show at 12:30am and 3am. (Formerly Club Paco Paco) 278 Ignacio Vallarta street.  Tel: 222-1899

SUNDAY

SUNDAY
 

Sayulita

    Scoot all the way to Sayulita, a quaint little town on the North side of the bay, and enjoy the scenic ride along the long and winding road. <<<More>>>

 

Joanna Live

    Performing her comedy show with songs of Dolly, Judy, Patsy, Bette, Alanis, Lady Gaga and others. Tues, Thurs and Sun at 10pm. Cover of 120 pesos includes night club Mañana entry. El Cabaret Theater, 284 Basilio Badillo.  Tel: 222-7772

 

The Original Dirty Bitches Show

    Local divas The Original Dirty Bitches (The Diva, Priscilla, Jaqueline and Angelica) for some drag fun and laughs. Tues, Thurs and and Sun, 8:30pm. No cover. Club Manana at the new Skybar, 290 V. Carranza street.  Tel: 222-7772

 

The New Dirty Bitches

    Local drag queen divas The New Dirty Bitches, for some drag fun after the sun sets. Blue Sunset Rooftop Bar at the Blue Chairs gay hotel-resort, Calle Malecon y Almendro #4 on Los Muertos beach. Weds, Fri and Sun, 8:30pm. No cover.  Tel: 222-5040.

 

Paco's Ranch

    Stripper show Weds-Sun, 1:00 am, with cover Thurs-Sun.


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